Not a lot bumpin around in my head except plans for my sweet CCB's vacation days! My whole family together for 8 whole days. I'm excited to say the least. So I decided to start a story for you all today. I want you to add to the story in the comment section. Remember, you need to read the comments to pick up where the last one left off. I can't wait to see what you come up with! Have a lovely day!
The floor creaked beneath his feet as he climbed the rotting old stairway. He checked the address on the paper again. Yep, he was in the right place but he was wishing he was wrong. How could anyone live here? It seemed as though he could crash to his death if these groaning old boards were to give way. He reached out and pounded the knocker against the peeling door. He had the willies but he had to do what he had to do. He heard someone coming. It wasn't your typical footsteps though, it was a step and a dragging sound. The knob turned and the door began to open.......................
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when the door opened it was a little old Rachel Ray. She was putting E.V.O.O. in a pan and laughing like a weirdo. She told him to come in for at least 30 minutes. He was scared, oh was he scared...he wanted to turn and run but he went in. The old heavy door slammed behind him sending dust and paint chips flying everywhere...
(have fun on your vacation!)
The room was dusty, and filled with cobwebs. The furniture draped in dust covers. A small fire burned in the hearth, the last embers a barely visible glow. He turned to speak to the old woman, but she had vanished! He spun around taking the whole room in. Where was the door he had entered? The only opening at all was a darkly lit corridor, so he moved towards it......
"Oh...I hadn't expected you. This is a rehearsal for the "Naked Lara Croft Lookalike Marching Brass Band", I think you must have the wrong place." said the man with no name.
He took his hat off, undid his hair grip, and ripped off his shirt to reveal an ample pair of bouncing bosoms.
The man with no name jumped up suddenly, dropping the drum and...
When the man got to his feet, he realized that the drum was still being held in place by his now swollen memeber.
"I apologize, I'd shake your hand but..." He began,
"...I know where it's been!" she ended.
They shared a laugh and then they.....
...opened his butt cheeks and let rip the most loud, smelly fart the world had ever heard, right in her face.
Her skin delaminated, in a similar manner to a napalm attack victim.
"Bloody hell! What have you been eating?" she exclaimed...
spread his legs and out popped a penis the size of a tootsie roll!
"Ahhhhhh!" she shrieked and fled in terror, with the He-She hot in pursuit......
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