This gastrointestinal thingy I'm dealing with just won't seem to leave. I was feeling better last night after dinner then came it back with furious anger. I spent so much time on the toilet that the hemorrhoids I acquired in my first pregnancy "flared up". FLARED being an accurate term. If that wasn't enough I've got a lovely yeast infection too! I....am....a mess. Since I'm cranky I thought today I would rant.
To the lady who thought it was funny to snicker at my husband for purchasing Monistat for me...Screw you! You are only jealous because my man is willing to do something that would make most men uncomfortable. Why? Because he loves me and wanted to help me. You see, at the time you were being a snot. I was attached to the toilet and unable to make the trip myself.
I'm tired of all the "to do" about the Davinci Code. It's a freakin' movie! I didn't see the anchors on the morning news doing a tour of the places discussed in the movie "White Chicks". Whatever.
Also if you think the movie (book) is a load of crap stop making such a big deal about it. Your bad press will encourage more people to see it. Thus defeating your purpose.
To the school system...Why schedule school for an extra week if all the kids are gonna do is watch movies? It seems like a waste of time and tax dollars. Maybe it's just me.
What is up with the "Boobahs"? That kids show is just creepy Those fat, fuzzy creatures with the big scary eyes. They don't talk but they make lots of "farty" noises. They are just plain weird and my son loves them.
I hate it when people get up to the counter at a grocery store or a restaurant and continue to talk on the cell phone. It is just plain rude. You are NOT so important that you can't take a couple of minutes to show some manners to the person helping you out.
While we are talking about cell phones. I also hate it when people are talking so loud you think they are talking to you? The other day this woman came up behind me and said something in quite an agitated voice. I spun around to see if she was upset with me. NO. She was on the phone!
I hate baby showers and wedding showers. What's up with the stupid games? Who decided it was fun to pass diapers with melted candy bars in them? "Oh! We can make people sniff these nasty looking diapers and guess what kind of candy is in them!" Whatever. I try not to go to these things if I can help it. I'll buy you presents just don't make me play your games!!!! Please!!!!
I better stop.
I hope you are having a better Thursday than I am!
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I hope you get to feeling better...not good times!!!
I hear ya with the Davinci Code...what's the big deal? If you don't agree with it, don't support it. Enough said.
Btw, I hate the Boobahs! The are annoying as crap, but my son loves them as well! Why, oh why???
I skipped the 1st paragraph and I ahve no idea what Boobahs are, but I'm with you on everything else.
Rant on, chica! Get better soon.
I'm sorry you're dealing with the gastrointestinal problems AND a yeast infection. Nothing like kicking a person when she's down. That's very sweet of your husband to buy you Monistat for you, and I hope that lady gets a raunchy yeast infection for snickering, and she has to go to the store to get it herself - itchy and pained and all!
I'm over the Da Vinci Code hype, too, but it makes me feel good to hear that all the critics at Cannes say that it sucks!
Monday afternoon I was at the vet's office with Prinny and a lady behind me kept talking on her cell phone and it was so loud that I turned around and gave her a "wtf?" look and she looked at me like, "What?" and kept screaming into her stupid phone. Then when she went up to talk to the vet assistant, she hardly says anything at all and is too busy talking on the phone to pay attention to anything! Rude people like that deserve their phones shoved up their butts.
Sounds like you're having a right rotten time of things (I hate yeast infections, you have my complete sympathy). Rant away!
I really hope you're feeling better soon *hugs*
"What is up with the "Boobahs"?"
- I have to admit that I saw the word "Boobies" here in place of "Boobahs" and immediately got sidetracked. Thanks.
The wife and I are going to go see DVC this weekend. I enjoyed the book...which was just that...a book. A work of fiction. People are so busy "getting offended" that they can't just sit back and have fun anymore.
Mike
Who cares? WHO CARES?
Me.
I have no idea why anyone would smirk at your husband. Doesn't even make sense.Well, there's the answer, right? People are dumb.
Hope you're feeling better soon hun.
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