These late nights waiting up for my husband and early mornings getting my girl off to school have left me sleepy and uninspired. So perhaps we should pull an oldie but goodie out of my hat huh? I'll start the story you leave your additions to it in the comments section. Be sure to read the comments to find out where the story has left off, because it can change directions quickly. Have fun!
"How long have I been here?" Howard asked himself out loud. His voice sounded small in the darkness of the cave. He had crawled in to wait out the storm. With the snow drifts blocking the entrance he was sure he'd never be found. He was going to go crazy if he didn't get out soon. The drip drip dripping that had lulled him to sleep at first, was now on his last nerve. He had to do something. Mustering all his courage he........
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Unzipped his pants, closed his eyes, imagined himself getting it on with a really hot vampire chick, then blew his load.
It worked.
His nerves we're relaxed.
Now, time to escape.
Steve~
Along came a beautiful cave fairy who had a serious thing for lost spelunkers with bloody bits.
She waved her magic wand & instantly he was healed...giving her the perfect opportunity to have her magical way with him.
When he woke up he saw that he was...
...still in the cave and had been apparently dreaming of fairies in his delirious state, which had been brought on by the cold and loss of blood. Staggering to his feet he started towards the cave entrance when he stepped into the frozen puddle of man spit and fell over hitting his head on a rock pile.......
As he sat up he said, "Am I ever going to get out of here in one piece, good grief!"
He looked out into the snowy wilderness and asked himself if he should just try to look for help. The lightly falling snow almost looked peaceful and it lured him out into its white presence. He was thankful that he had a warm jacket and lined gloves on. He pulled the string on his hood to tighten it around his head. He had only walked a few steps when he noticed.......
Suddenly he sat bolt up! He wasn't in a cave at all! He remembered vaguely his date joking about needing a 2 x 4 strapped to his butt. Franticly he looked around, where the hell did he park his car..........
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