You know what makes me crazy? People who choose to sit at the table next to you when the restaurant is practically empty. They could choose any one of two dozen tables but they choose the one next to you. Spread out for heavens sake! The same goes for public bathrooms. If the place is busy you may have no choice in the matter but if there is space there is no need to cop a squat in the stall next to mine. Then I have to work through that anxiety of my new neighbor hearing me. What if a fluff slips out? I don't let my husband hear that so why share with strangers?
I'm just sayin'.
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Oh Lordy, I am SO with you on all of it. I have a huge issue with people invading my personal space. How about when you're in line at the store and someone creeps up all close to you. I mean, move the hell back! Do you need to be touching me to feel secure with your spot in line? UUGGHH. The bathroom one though is the worst. Just the other day I was in a stall here at work, someone came in and went right into the stall next to me (there are approx 8 or so in the bathroom). I zipped up, huffed and puffed, left my stall and went into another and slammed the door. I hope the dumb whore got the point.
Whhheeee...that felt good. Thanks OGO! ha ha
I don't so much mind the restaurant or the bathroom thing, but it REALLY bothers me when I'm at a movie, with a nearly-empty theatre and someone sits next to me. Or even one seat away from me. Like there aren't two hundred empty seats all around that are available?! I hate that!
Even WORSE is when I've got my feet propped up on the seat in front of me in that nearly-empty theatre and they choose to sit in THAT seat, so I have to put my feet down (because I'm not rude enough to prop my feet up on someone else's chair), and so normally *I* have to get up and move to another seat, which isn't FAIR! I was there FIRST!
LOL, you are too funny! Ladies restrooms always seem to be full and have a line. Even at Wal-Mart!
I love that you called it a fluff! AND I am sooo with you on these things! You are not crazy! I always wonder why people don't hurry when they KNOW I'm trying to do a #2...I mean, do you really want to stick around and try to hear the fluffs of that one???
Those are some of the same type of people who when you use, "How are you?" as a greeting they spend the next hour telling you exactly how they are? I am not interested in your drama... sorry.
Make weird noises or scream out obsecenities...they'll leave. ;)
Steve~
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