You know, life has been on an even keel lately. Nothing bad to complain about nothing amazing to shout about. So I thought maybe I'd pull out a story for you to help me with. I always enjoy our collaborations. If you haven't helped me before here's what you do. Read the story I start then continue to read as the story continues in the comment section. You simply pick up where the last comment left off. Ready?
Bernie had just put out the campfire and Mildred was climbing into her downy sleeping bag. They could here the rushing of the nearby creek and the owl somewhere above. It was a beautiful clear night. Bernie took one last look up at the sky before climbing into the tent. It seemed to him as though the trees were giants reaching to the stars. He climbed into the tent and settled in next to Mildred. He whispered to her," This was a wonderful idea dear." She sighed in response, sleep already claiming her. Bernie closed his eyes and started to drift off himself. It was a CRACK that snapped his eyes back open. "What was that?" Bernie said in a hoarse whisper. Just then.......................
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...the owner of the large bum crack which was nearly the size of the nearby creak walked zombie-like through the tent and out into the night.
"Oh jeez," sighed Bernie, "I said your mother could come along so long as she didn't freak everyone out by doing that naked sleepwalking stuff. It's all saggy and wrinkly and horrible. Now if it was Kylie's crack I wouldn't complain, but I mean her!"
"At least it's only naked sleepwalking," replied Mildred, "that's harmless compared to your father who...."
..."has been hitting on me for the past three years of our marriage."
"But my father has been dead for years," Bernie replied. "And we're not even married!"
Mildred looked flabbergasted. Just then, Nurse Franny appeared. "Bernie, Mildred...it's time for your medication, dears."
Bernie and Mildred slowly...
We're supposed to finish this?
I vote for a sexual encounter followed by a long, peaceful slumber.
or maybe a bear attack. Yeah, a bear attack is better. Throw in a bobcat, too.
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