Saturday, November 17, 2007

Are your legs tired Bekah? You were running through my dreams last night!

Bekah and I were shopping in some mom and pop grocery store when a guy comes in and starts threatening the old man behind the register. He's trying to rob the place when Bekah and I jump in to kick some bad guy butt. We rough the hooligan up pretty good and kick him out the door. The old man thanks us profusely. That's when I feel the tap on my shoulder.

I turn around to see some blue eyed Adonis type man smiling at me. "That was quite a number you did on that robber. I'm impressed. Would you like to come to my party tonight? I'm having a series of amateur fights and you could win some money." I look at Bekah and she smiles. "Sure, I tell him. We'll be there."

We drive up to the house in a posh gated community. It's not the sort of place you expect some wild fightin' party. We go in and are immediatly showered with attention from the the blue eyed Adonis guy. He can't seem to do enough for us. He's getting us food and drinks putting on the music we like. He's a little over the top actually. We sign up for the fights and wait to see who else will be signing up. We want to get a read on the opposition. Only one other woman signs up. She's got multi colored hair with pink being the most predominate color and some wild make up on. "We can so totally take her!" I tell Bekah. "This will be easy." she replies.

We continue to dance and have fun till we see the funky chick walk to her car and drive away. We go back to the list to see who is left to fight. It's only got my name and Bekah's on it. I'm not about to fight Bekah because I'm fairly certain, with her hockey background, she can clean the floor with me. "You wanna go catch a movie?" I ask. "Sure let's go." she says. With a sigh of relief I turn to the door. Blue eyed Adonis man is really mad at us now. He yells obscenities at us as we drive away.

This dream was very story like but I found it funny because I've never met Bekah in person and I'm TOTALLY not a fighter. I don't like confrontation and avoid it if possible. As for physical fights I don't like to watch them much less participate.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA That is so HILARIOUS!

Lucy Stern said...

Your secret desires are coming out.....

Jay said...

That is a weird, but funny, but weird weird weird dream. Lay off the spice before bed, eh?

Anonymous said...

Glad it's not just me having the weird dreams lately.

I dreamt about you and CCB the other night, but I can't remember what happened, but it was something normal like you leading a reindeer through the local grocery store or something.

Lorna said...

I would have liked you and Bekah and some lime jello.......