Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Gotta share this one!

I read this over on Angela's blog and thought it was too good not to share. With her permission I present to you a few rules of the real world.


Rule 1: Life is not fair - get used to it!

Rule 2: The world won't care about your self-esteem The world will expect
you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You
won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.

Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.

Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents
had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity.

Rule 6: If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about
your mistakes, learn from them.

Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are
now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and
listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you
save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's generation, try
delousing the closet in your own room.

Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life
HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they'll
give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't
bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.

Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and
very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on
your own time.

Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to
leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.


If you agree, pass it on.
If you can read this - Thank a teacher!
If you are reading it in English -Thank a soldier

NOTE: Miss Jay brought up the point of how old this speech must have been(car phones?). I did a little checking and found that it wasn't written or delivered by Bill Gates. It was Charles J. Sykes who wrote it. I found the info on Urban Legends at About.com.

9 comments:

The Funky Bee said...

True, true and TRUE! God, these are words to live by...

Jay said...

Something tells me this is old - "car phones" are so 1992!

Rainypete said...

That's progress for you. All these years later and it's the same. Actually it seems to be getting worse, but what the hell.

Trinity13 said...

Amen sista!!!

Lucy Stern said...

This is great. Have you ever heard the one from George Carlin?

CaCaBoy said...

True, Dat!

sprinkle4 said...

I am SOOOOO posting #7 all over the house for my lovely Joshua (and for Lou and Boo when they get older)!!

Jay said...

Whoa, research! You are so dedicated! Or bored! I think I have had too much caffeine!

Anonymous said...

Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.

This is my favorite one.